According to the Internet, this is what Europeans think breakfast in America is like.
this is exactly what breakfast in america is like
Welcome to my Blog.
every time I’m writing porn
"oh bother" exclaimed Mandie, her hand stuck in the honey jar
The thing I’ve been working on on and off for the past few months.
After working a year on my really sad Senior Project
Now that this is finally done, I can jump into some paintings and draw a hundred things that have been waiting. I have to stop coming up with ideas for animations, being a one-man animation band it can take 1 billion years to finish something.
mass effect - the twelve character archetypes
Though the names of the archetypes aren’t correct, it does make sense.
Spooky fact: there is at least one living skeleton in your house right now and it is VERY close. GET OUT OF THERE
I SAID RUN NOT HAVE SEX WITH IT
i did NOT have sexual relations with that skeleton
While you wait for the waiter,
in that moment
do you not become the waiter
this website goes from saying the sound a car makes is nyoom to deep philosophical questions so fast it gives me whiplash
"NO, HUMAN! I KEES YOU FIRST." -smooch, slap slap slap-
That cat has a majestic mustache.
if someone literally bought me one of these, there would 99.99% chance of me dating them
My new mission in life is to acquire one of these holy shit
I FUCKING LOVE KEYS I’M SCREAMING